Michael Saddler 700
Michael Saddler's TV Quotes
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 Hey Dryfus, where you going? Get back here, what are you doing here in Quahog?
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My nephews in the play, god can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi! Ugh.
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| Peter |
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Hey where you going? Oh, You going to the bathroom? You gonna have a close encounter of the turd kind? Ha ha ha I think you're gonna need a bigger boat.
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Just my package. God delivered it, I signed for it and the world keeps spinning.
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| Lois |
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Are we having sex?
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| Peter |
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Um, I don't know, lift up that roll right there. Yup!
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| Peter |
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Lois, men aren't fat, only fat women are fat.
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| Butch Lesbian |
Hi, my partner and I wanna have a baby. We'd like a vile of sperm and an applicator that looks like Jody Foster's knuckles.
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| Stewie |
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Anyone else wanna feel my Rebok in their grapes!
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| Quagmire |
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Well hello, you must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire..
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| Stewie |
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As soon as my movie deal kicks in, I'm such a ghost!
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| Brian |
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I saw a penis on the internet today and I thought to myself, well that's just fine.
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| Black Guy |
The police are gone? We're finally safe!
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| Meg |
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I miss uncle Patrick.
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| Lois |
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I promise we can go visit him once a month.
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| Chris |
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We'll be his period.
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| Brian |
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Huh, so that's what Peter's penis looks like.
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Michael Saddler's Movie Quotes
Team America |
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| Spottswoode |
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No Gary, I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to f*ck your mouth.
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Team America |
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| Guy in Chopper |
You in the robes! Put down the weapons of mass destruction. You're under arrest!
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