Kati Dery 750
Kati Dery's TV Quotes
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| Tourist Lady |
 Take a picture of the sound Steven.
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| Tweek |
Ahg! Too much pressure!
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| Mr Tweek |
Here son, have some coffee.
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| Stan |
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I have to admit to something. I broke the dam.
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| Randy |
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I... Understand! He's trying to say that, in a way, we all broke the dam!
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| Stan |
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No, I really broke the dam. I drove some guy's boat into it and broke it.
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| Stan |
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So... Cartman's right?
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Cartman's side is right but for the wrong reasons, our side is wrong, but for the right reasons.
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| Stan |
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God why haven't I gotten my period yet?
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| God |
Because you are not a girl. Your friends are bleeding out their assholes because they have an intestine infection, and Kyle has been faking all along.
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| Newscaster |
This just in! It turns out that Tom Cruise and John Travolta are now both in the closet and refusing to come out!
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| Cartman |
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Goodbye Butters. You were a good friend to me. I'll miss you. Goodbye....
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| Butters |
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Uh, Cartman? You're still here.
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God dammit what do you want now? I want my eternal bliss and ten thousand dollars!
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| Deer |
Let's sacrifice Bunny to Satan and eat his flesh!
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| Bunny |
Yeah! Sacrifice me to Satan and eat my flesh!
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| Stan |
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Wait, I just realized this is even gayer than the pile!
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| Randy |
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You heard him, everyone back in the pile!
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| Towelie |
Oh man, I have no idea what is going on...
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| Tuong |
Stupid Mongolians don't break down my sh*tty wall!
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| Michael Jackson |
No that's ignorant.
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| Cartman |
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No kitty this is my pot pie, no kitty! Mom! Kitty's being a little dildo!
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Well then I know a certain little kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.
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I am a cop and you will respect my authoritah!
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| Towelie |
You wanna get high?
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| Stan |
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No Towelie, we don't want to get high!
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