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The Hangover Due Date Youth in Revolt The Hangover 2 Dinner For Schmucks

The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteHa ha ha, driving drunk, classic!Close Quote
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Due Date

Ethan Ethan Open QuoteNice to meet you too. Now, lets get that baby out of your vagina.Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteIt's not a purse, it's a satchel. Indian Jones wears one.Close Quote
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Due Date

Ethan Ethan Open QuoteDo you have a hairdresser out west? I've just got this killer perm and it needs major upkeep.Close Quote
Sarah Open QuoteI'm sorry, did you just say you have a perm?Close Quote
Ethan Ethan Open QuoteYeah, a perm. Like a permanent.Close Quote
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Due Date

Ethan Ethan Open QuoteI once ate a foot-long corn-dog on a nude beach. I'll never do that again.Close Quote
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Due Date

Ethan Ethan Open QuoteNice perm man. Well done. Well done on that perm.Close Quote
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Ethan Ethan Open QuoteIt started in an internet cafe, I used to go in there to wash my feet.Close Quote
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Ethan Ethan Open QuoteWe haven't been drinking. I mean, we split a six-pack... Of 40s, but...Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteEasy pervert! He was close to my shaft!Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteHey guys, are you ready to let the dogs out?Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteIs this the real Caesar's Palace?Close Quote
Receptionist Open QuoteWhat do you mean?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteDid Caesar actually live here?Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteFour of us wolves, running around the desert, in Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteI didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust.Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteThat's classic!Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteNot at the table, Carlos.Close Quote
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Due Date

Ethan Ethan Open QuoteLook, I know we got off on the wrong foot. But I tell you, I have a really great personality once you get to know me.Close Quote
Peter Peter Open QuoteYeah, I'm sure you do.Close Quote
Ethan Ethan Open QuoteI've got 90 friends on Facebook. Twelve of them are pending, but I've got 90 friends.Close Quote
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Ethan Ethan Open QuoteI need to take a pee-pee.Close Quote
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Ethan Ethan Open QuoteStop worrying. She's very legitimate. I found her on Craigslist.Close Quote
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Ethan Ethan Open QuoteI have an expectant father and a gunshot victim, which way?Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteI found a baby before.Close Quote
Stu Stu Open QuoteWhere?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteCoffee Bean.Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteWasn't he a ratard?Close Quote
Phil Phil Open QuoteYou mean retard?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteNo, ratard.Close Quote
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The Hangover 2

Alan Alan Open QuoteI guess we don’t do desert anymore, I didn’t get that memo.Close Quote
Alan's Mom Open QuoteI'm sorry darling, I'll be right back.Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteWould a cupcake kill ya?Close Quote
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The Hangover 2

Alan Alan Open QuoteIs that person coming to the wedding?Close Quote
Stu Stu Open QuoteYes Alan, my bride's little brother is coming to the wedding. Is that ok with you?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteIt’s just the first I’ve heard of it, you could have paged me.Close Quote
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The Hangover 2

Alan Alan Open QuoteMy Uncle once said that he saw an albino polar bear.Close Quote
Stu Stu Open QuoteReally? Polar bears are white, how would he know it was albino?Close Quote
Alan Alan Open QuoteThis one was black.Close Quote
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The Hangover 2

Alan Alan Open QuoteWhen a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.Close Quote
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The Hangover 2

Alan Alan Open QuoteI’m gonna miss you. I wish monkeys could Skype, maybe one day.Close Quote
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The Hangover

Alan Alan Open QuoteI like to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack.Close Quote
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