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Eastbound and Down

Ashley Ashley Open QuoteIf you happen to be a man, Ashley over there will suck your dick.Close Quote
Kenny Kenny Open QuoteI like how you work.Close Quote
Ashley Ashley Open QuoteIf you happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteI'm Ricky Bobby and if you don't chew BigRed the f**k you!Close Quote
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Eastbound and Down

Ashley Ashley Open QuoteYou knocked his f*cking eye out!Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteThe room is starting to spin real fast, because of the gayness.Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou had better not go to sleep, as soon as your eyes are shut I'm going to punch you square in the face.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteI hope you stay still when you sleep, because I'm putting a rat trap between your legs.Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'm going to get a pillow case, fill it with bars of soap and beat the s**t out of you.Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI tea-bagged your drum set!Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteMy drum set's a dude, so that makes you gay you f**ker!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou've got a pretty awesome collection of nudie mags.Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteYeah, I've got them from the 70s, 80s and 90s. It's like masturbating in a time machine.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteWith all due respect, that ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteShake and Bake!Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteHey I'm Ricky BobbyClose Quote
Cal Cal Open QuoteAnd I'm Cal Naughten Jr.Close Quote
Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteUrging you never travel to TeuwanaClose Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteLet me quote the late, great Colnel Saunders who said "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken".Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteBy the beard of Zeus!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI feel like a lightening bolt hit the tip of my penis.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteStay classy San-Diego.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteDiscovered by the Germans. They called it San Diego, which of course means whales vagina.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteYou are a smelly pirate hooker!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteThis house is a f**king prison!Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteOn planet bulls**t!Close Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteIn the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks!Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI'm very arroused!Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteAbsolutely ma'am, I'd love to sign your baby.Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'm BrennanClose Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteI'm Dale, but you have to call me DragonClose Quote
Brennan Brennan Open QuoteYou have to call me Night HawkClose Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteHey Derek, you know what's always good for shoulder pain? ...if you lick my butt hole!Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI want to be on you!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteSticks and stones may break my bones, but I'm gonna kick you repeatedly in the balls Gardocki!Close Quote
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Wedding Crashers

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteI almost numbchucked you, you don't even realize.Close Quote
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Semi-Pro

Jackie Jackie Open QuoteI'm Jackie Moon, I take care of you guys, right? I mean, you can just think of me as Bambi's mother. I make sure nothing bad'll happen to you.Close Quote
Twiggy Open QuoteBambi's mother got shot, right?Close Quote
Bee Bee Open QuoteYeah, first scene.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteLucious I just wanted to share a little piece of personal information with you, I have a cubby! because this is the one the most awesome experiences of my life, as I'm getting to drive a race car, whoo hoo!Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteI'm not sure what to do with my hands.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteHey I'm Ricky Bobby, Christmas is just a round the corner, what better gift to give a loved one than the Jack Hawk 9000, available at Wallmart.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteWhen you work on your mesterious lady parts you should have the right tools too, thats why you should have Maypax, the office tampon of Nascar.Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteYou let go off me! you Formula One jazz nut job!Close Quote
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Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Ricky Bobby Open QuoteTom Cruise use your witch craft to put the fire out!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteRobert had better not get in my face, cos I'll drop that mother f**ker!Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteThats funny... I remember when I had my first beer.Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI'll kill you, Leonard Nimoy! (while asleep)Close Quote
Dale Dale Open QuoteThe clown has no penis! (while asleep)Close Quote
Nancy Nancy Open QuoteWhat kinda dreams do you guys have?Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteCan you wash your clothes in a dishwasher?Close Quote
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Step Brothers

Brennan Brennan Open QuoteI've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing cheques.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteHey, everyone! Come and see how good I look.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI don't know how to put this, but I'm kinda a big deal round here.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteJust watch out for the guns, they'll get you.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI have little time, so I have to sculpt my guns at the office.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteDon't act like you're not impressed... I have a little situation here that I'm trying to walk off.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI'm Ron Burgundy?Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteI'm in a glass case of emotion.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteBrick, where did you get a handgranade?Close Quote
Brick Brick Open QuoteI don't know.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteLast time I looked in the dictionary my was Ron Burgundy.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteAnd I'm Ron Burgundy, go f*ck yourself San Diego.Close Quote
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Zoolander

Jacobim Jacobim Open QuoteI'm a hot little potato right now.Close Quote
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Austin Powers

Mustafa Mustafa Open QuoteI'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned.Close Quote
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Austin Powers

Mustafa Mustafa Open QuoteYou shot me... You shot me right in the eye!Close Quote
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Old School

Frank Frank Open QuoteFrank the tank!Close Quote
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Old School

Frank Frank Open QuoteWe're going streaking, yeah!Close Quote
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Old School

Frank Frank Open QuoteRip his head off! Rip his head off!Close Quote
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Old School

Frank Frank Open QuoteHey, Blue are you sure you're ok with this?Close Quote
Blue Blue Open QuoteJust ring the f*cking bell, you pansey.Close Quote
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Semi-Pro

Jackie Jackie Open QuoteEveryone can eat sh*t, a big bag of sh*t, I'm the greatest man in the world.Close Quote
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Jackie Jackie Open QuoteDissolve? What's dissolve? Is that even a word?Close Quote
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Semi-Pro

Jackie Jackie Open QuoteThere's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play drunk.Close Quote
Dick Dick Open QuoteNo, actually there is.Close Quote
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Jackie Jackie Open QuoteIt feels like I've got cat piss in my eyes.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteI was on Quaaludes. I don't even remember Oslo.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteTroubled childhood? If you call a nine-year-old kid with a 35 year-old girlfriend troubled.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteI hope you've brought your silver polish MacElroy, that was gold.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteHey, Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? 'Cause you've officially given me a boner.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteI'm a sex addict. It's a real disease, with doctors and medicine and everything.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteMind bottling, isn't it?Close Quote
Jimmy Jimmy Open QuoteDid you just say mind bottling?Close Quote
Chazz Chazz Open QuoteYeah, mind bottling. You know, when things are so crazy, it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteThe night is a very dark time for me.Close Quote
Jimmy Jimmy Open QuoteIt's dark for everyone, moron.Close Quote
Chazz Chazz Open QuoteNot for Alaskans or dudes with night vision goggles.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteAll right, Mr Smart Reporter, showing off. You figured out how to work the Google on the Internet machine.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteHey, turd-face, guess what? I've taken every single one of your teddy bears, and I've stuffed them down my pants.Close Quote
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Blades of Glory

Chazz Chazz Open QuoteFor about a month, my urine smelled like marshmallows.Close Quote
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Anchorman

Ron Ron Open QuoteMilk was a bad choice!Close Quote
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Semi-Pro

Jackie Jackie Open QuoteSomebody hit somebody!Close Quote
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Land of the Lost

Rick Rick Open QuoteCaptain Kirk's nipples!Close Quote
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Land of the Lost

Rick Rick Open QuoteFascinating, but terrifying!Close Quote
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteCitizens of Utah stimulation of the CLIT is not recommended.Close Quote
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteF*ck beans!Close Quote
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteFire a warning shot into his bulbous ass.Close Quote
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteThe CLIT's real, it's the female orgasm, that's the myth.Close Quote
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteHey stop stealing monkeys.Close Quote
Jay Jay Open QuoteF*ck you.Close Quote
Willenholly Willenholly Open QuoteFair enough.Close Quote
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Land of the Lost

Rick Rick Open QuoteGreat form everyone!Close Quote
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Semi-Pro

Jackie Jackie Open QuoteI'm so happy, I can't feel my arms!Close Quote
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Jackie Jackie Open QuoteDid you lose weight, Father Pat?Close Quote
Pat Pat Open QuoteF*ck off Jackie.Close Quote
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Jackie Jackie Open QuoteEverybody panic! It's just like the Titanic, but it's full of bears!Close Quote
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