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 Hey Kip can you brung me my chap stick?
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No Napoleon.
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God!
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Garrett
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Can I ask you a question? ... I miss you.
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Erin
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That's not a question.
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Garrett
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Yeah it is.
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Joel
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Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.
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Chris
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Want some ice cream?
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Stewie
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Yes. But no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find I shall kill you.
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Mr Garrison
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Have you seen my penis?
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Joel
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Sand is over-rated.
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Red
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I like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him.
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I can't Brian, I want to but I can't, I don't want to or maybe I do. I dont know what I want. I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me and if I do, then i'll be the up-the-butt girl. I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl. Men don't marry the up-the-butt-girl who ever heard of Mrs Up-the-butt.
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- Season 1 - Valley of the Twenty-Somthing Guys
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Theres a camp that believes whoever holds the dick, holds the power, but the question is if he goes up your butt will he respect you more or less?
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- Season 1 - Valley of the Twenty-Somthing Guys
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I am so f*cked, no I mean literally. I have been f*cked every way you can be f*cked.
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Carrie
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If you keep talking like that, I'll have to charge you by the minute.
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If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night, I swear by God and sonny Jesus, you will all visit the infirmary.
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Everywhere I looked people were standing in twos, it was like Noahs Upper West Side rent controlled ark.
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It's all married couples.
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Samantha gave me a look like I had sold her to the enemy for chocolate bars and nylons.
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What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
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Have you ever been in love?
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Abso-f*cking-lutely!
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You eat when we say you eat! You sh*t when we say you sh*t, and you piss when we say you piss. You got that, you maggot-dick motherf*cker?
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I'm beginning to think the only place in New york where you can find love is the gay community, its straight love thats become closeted.
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Phoebe
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I feel this cat is my mother.
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Phoebe's mom has has some huge...
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Shut up!
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She just threatened us.
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That she did. You know what that means, don't you? It means that we exercise our own judicial discretion.
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And you get to swallow it.
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