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 The room is starting to spin real fast, because of the gayness.
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Howard
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Thats not a novel, thats the scribblings of a retard.
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Brennan
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I tea-bagged your drum set!
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Dale
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My drum set's a dude, so that makes you gay you f**ker!
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Moss
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Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?
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Roy
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What would you say to a big girl's night out?
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Moss
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How big are the girls?
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Roy
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A gay musical, called gay, that's quite gay.
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Alan
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This would make a good murder weapon. You could hit them round the head with it. Then eat the evidence.
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Oz
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Suck me beautiful!
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
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Alan
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You have minor woman's whiplash.
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Kumar
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Dude, how were Katie Holmes’ tits?
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You know the holocaust?.. Picture the opposite of that.
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Cartman
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You are a rabbit and I am a human. So if you don't bring me what I want for Easter, I can f*cking kill you!
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Hey, Jack, have that bitch make me some blueberry pancakes. Now!
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Rex
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What do you like best, the shaft or the balls?
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You ever hear of a rolling brown out?
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Lance
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No. Let's try it... Wait, brown? No, no, nothing brown! Nothing brown! Nothing brown!
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I'm not the one that you have to answer to for your depraved behaviour. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
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Olive
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Tom Cruise?
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If I can keep the girls off the pole and the boys off the pipe, I get a bonus.
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Olive
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I'm about six seconds away from slapping you so hard, your teeth will bleed.
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Joey
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I don’t know what to say, it’s a monkey.
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Ross
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Just tell him how you feel.
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Joey
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Marcel, I’m hungry.
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Beavis
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I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!
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