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Take it up with my butt. He's the only one that gives a crap!
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Wow! What a great sentence!
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Jerry, I want you to know, you’re the craziest f*ck I’ve ever met.
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You know Zapp Brannigan?
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Leela
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Let's just say we crossed paths.
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Was that before or after you slept with him?
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I'm gonna drink 'til I reboot!
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I'm the sherminator.
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Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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He's pending for a bending.
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They say the summer's the best time for a summer holiday.
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Hey finch what's the capital of Thailand. Bangkok!
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I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals.
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Bite my shine metal ass!
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My first wife was ‘tarded. She’s a pilot now.
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Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
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I don’t want to sound like a dick or nothing, but it says on your chart that you’re f*cked up. You talk like a fag, and your sh*t’s all retarded.
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When I rape papers holes are left.
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Aww. Suck my balls Cartman.
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I will. I will suck your balls Kyle. I will suck them dry.
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Ok children, lets start the day with a few new math problems. What is five times two... Come on children don't be shy... Clyde?
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Twelve?
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Ok, now let's try someone who is not retarded!
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Ya, once we mated a bulldog with a shitzu.
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Really? How weird.
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Ya, we called it a bullsh*t!
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Don't you think thats a little to much?
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You don't get to decide what is to much your a bunny and I'm a human that means if you don't bring me what I want I can f*cking kill you!
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